All forms of crutching.

In my absence (which you all were noticing and getting depressed over....) I was busy crutching in the follow places/forms:

Starbucks crutching

Naked crutching

Intoxicated on pain killers crutching

Ninja jumping over things crutching

Transformers 3 crutching

Partially clothed crutching

Pissed off about being on crutches crutching

Speed crutching

One crutch one hop crutching

Feed me now Mom or I will hit you with a crutch crutching

Unfortunately, my life has also consisted of watching every single stupid show on TV all day long and killing my attention span and ability to focus. However, on Wednesday I am off crutches and will (theoretically and hopefully) have more adventures to write about. I lied to you a lot already though, promising to write about more interesting and entertaining experiences, and I failed. Shame. On. Me.

In other news....

Happy Fourth of July! Be glad that you weren't born to parents in Afghanistan or Antarctica.